Mum is being mum. You know how she is, when it comes to me the mother bear in her comes out. Until you give me a reason not to trust you I don’t see why I can’t be around you. Dinner sounds lovely, actually.

Yes, yes I do. She loves you quite a bit, dearest, and I trust you never to doubt that. Ah, I will not, I am afraid. Oh, does it? Shall we go tomorrow then?
I’m doing well myself. I’m glad everything’s well on your end too. I’ll have to come ‘round and visit you soon. It’s been too long since we’ve seen each other.

Yes, yes, you really do, dear. I quite miss you, you know, given how your mother seems to refuse to grant me permission to see you. I would be more than happy to take you out to dinner some time, you know.
As always. How are you, Aunt Gwen?

Good to know, Jasper, love. I am quite glad that not much has changed since we last spoke. I am quite well, thank you. And yourself, dearest?
Or some people should just learn how to properly defend themselves so other people don’t get curious and get into their business.
And some people truly need to stop suffering from ‘knight in shining armor’ syndrome and accept that it is not their responsibility to defend those who prove to be more moronic than the average mutant.

The pool may or may not be a color it’s not supposed to be again. And if it is I know absolutely nothing about it.

Getting into trouble again, dear?